User Profile
Add Friend
Track User
Send Message
Send V-Gift
Oh Snap
Created on 2003-01-11 17:45:54 (#850061), last updated 2008-05-31
292 comments received, 12,630 comments posted
Plus Account [Gift]
351 Journal Entries, 0 Tags, 4 Memories, 10+ ScrapBook Files, 0 Virtual Gifts, 15 Userpics
Basic Info| Name: | Chelsea |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 1985-04-09 |
| Location: | Boston, Massachusetts, United States |
| Website: | Meshugeh |
Contact:
capritchard@gmail.com BioA recent college graduate with a strong dislike for stupidity, Chelsea has decided to shun her BA and live the life of a broke nomad. She enjoys struggling to pay her rent, eating Cheerios and Ramen Noodles, and living off of Coke Zero and Grande Frappuccinos (actually, that's where her rent money goes to.)
She writes lots of stupid, useless nonsense, and fancies that someday, she'll be like Chelsea Handler, only funny. Perhaps a straight, female, 20-something version of David Sedaris. She is not religious and is too political, and tends to get herself into troubles with her rants. She has a tendency to act before thinking, or leap before she looks, and she has a tiny freckle on her lip, which people always mistake for an ink stain. Chelsea likes being on top but prefers the missionary position, unless she's in a mood and then will be as pliable as a Ukrainian gymnast on muscle relaxers.
She also swears too fucking much, drinks far too much, likes MAD TV to an unhealthy degree, and enjoys speaking in the third person. And wants to be on ONTD some day.
And despite this being a LiveJournal, this is her actual blog: http://meshugeh.blogspot.com
She writes lots of stupid, useless nonsense, and fancies that someday, she'll be like Chelsea Handler, only funny. Perhaps a straight, female, 20-something version of David Sedaris. She is not religious and is too political, and tends to get herself into troubles with her rants. She has a tendency to act before thinking, or leap before she looks, and she has a tiny freckle on her lip, which people always mistake for an ink stain. Chelsea likes being on top but prefers the missionary position, unless she's in a mood and then will be as pliable as a Ukrainian gymnast on muscle relaxers.
She also swears too fucking much, drinks far too much, likes MAD TV to an unhealthy degree, and enjoys speaking in the third person. And wants to be on ONTD some day.
And despite this being a LiveJournal, this is her actual blog: http://meshugeh.blogspot.com
ConnectInterests (5):
External Services:
 | chelsea2162@livejournal.com | |
 | Chellie2162 |  |
Schools:
Lillian M. Jacobs Elementary School - Hull, MA (1990 - 1994)Memorial Middle School - Hull, MA (1994 - 1999)
Hull High School - Hull, MA (1999 - 2003)
George Washington University - Washington, DC (2003 - 2007)
Friends [View Entries] Friends (50):
_pianomagic, adiamonds4ever, ashtheshort1, blu_, bubakins13, chelsea2162, dancingsoxqueen, davyalamo, disco_trash, dwightsarmy, easily_amused87, elschiol, ergie, ernch, forsaken215, ftbsitttd, fuckbush101, geko, glorybetohorses, handsdown4, ian_weber, ilovehappyhour, ilovekitties82, innermaze, je_nais_se_twat, jellybeanxoxo, jenn82485, jimmy_cancer, kelahkel, laurenje, leahbiabsu, mattchew03, mderndayophelia, melissa03221, melughknee, nicolette587, ontdgossipgirl, radiojunk, revolutional, saks_offender, sarack, sheridanplusone, shop4peace, simoneinthecity, soixanteneuf, sweetheartjess, taco_in_yo_mama, the_odd_one, tiredofbeinsexy, wonderfin
Friend of (43):
_pianomagic, adiamonds4ever, ashtheshort1, bubakins13, chelsea2162, dancingsoxqueen, dwightsarmy, easily_amused87, elschiol, ergie, ernch, forsaken215, ftbsitttd, fuckbush101, geko, handsdown4, ian_weber, ilovehappyhour, ilovekitties82, je_nais_se_twat, jellybeanxoxo, jimmy_cancer, kelahkel, leahbiabsu, mattchew03, mderndayophelia, melissa03221, nicolette587, ontd_gossip, ontdgossipgirl, qeko, radiojunk, revolutional, saks_offender, sarack, sheridanplusone, shop4peace, simoneinthecity, soixanteneuf, sweetheartjess, the_odd_one, tiredofbeinsexy, wonderfin
Communities [View Entries] Watching (28):
Member of (28):
_premadelayouts, anorexia_icons, antm_macros, brutal_honesty, cintia_ic, depp_daily, dickericons, fiennes_daily, girlsintrees, gwgreeks, johnny_depp, matchthemplease, ohnotheydidnt, omg_no, ontd, ontd_anas, ontd_purge, ontd_refuse, ontd_slavia, ontd_wizards, paidmembers, phisiggw, pink_cosmos, ralph_fiennes, the_gw_files, the_hull_rats, whatiworetoday2, whorecons
Feeds [View Entries] Watching (0)
